Last week I totally forgot about the Friday Classic. I was busy, you know. With the booze work.
But seeing that it is Friday yet again, and because I don’t want to post too many Mark “Musical Genius” Gormley videos, I post old crap from many, many years ago.
It’s probably so old that you’ll have conveniently [...]
A couple of months ago, when I was bored, I imagined what it would be like if the two universes of Star Wars and CSI: Miami would merge.
You know, by means of evil Sith magic or because Mala Noche are expanding their territory into space.
Stuff happens in my head when I’m bored. So the [...]
Now, many of you young and hip internet people (yes, you with your shiny MacBook and your tall, nonfat decaf latte, wearing a black turtleneck sweater) out there have probably already seen the videos of one Mark Gormley. The thing is, those young and hip internet people don’t come here much. They only visit [...]
If Laser Eye Surgery went like this, I’d sign up straight away.
I have always dreamt of having eyes that could shoot lasers, or at least own a jet-pack like Boba Fett. I imagined how cool I would look. This was before I got beaten up in middle school for wearing a Star Wars is [...]
Who knows if Fanboys, the movie about a bunch of Star Wars fans breaking into the Skywalker Ranch to watch Episode 1, is going to be a success or a miserable failure. I don’t know. I hope it won’t suck when it comes out (Feb 6th).
If I have to judge by this clip though, [...]