Bookmarks for February 3rd 2009 through February 5th 2009

Links for February 3rd 2009 through February 5th 2009:

• Яolcats – English Translations of Russian Lolcats
• Real-Life WOW speak – Ok, the guy is probably exaggerating for the purpose of the news report, but if he’s not, I predict that he’ll eventually get dumped by his hot reporter girlfriend.
• 140 Characters » How Twitter Was Born –
• Half a terabyte of public domain video, free for the downloading – Boing Boing – Public.Resource.Org released a 1/2-terabyte public domain stock footage library. This is 438 high-resolution MPEG2 files we obtained from the federal government. The footage ranges from WWII Disney productions to Army training films to Fish and Wildlife Service documentaries of wilderness areas.
• YouTube – Cheech and Chong : Best Story Ever – Cheech and Chong give us their Best Story Ever and surprisingly it has to do with an arrest and jail.
• ‘AOTS’ Hosts, Olivia Munn And Kevin Pereira Dive Into Gigantic Pie! – G4tv.com – Worth watching just for Olivia Munn in a maid's costume… yummy!
• The Internet Is Terrible » Blog Archive » This was too awesome not to share – Hamster mugshot. WTF?
• Japanese face slimmer will definitely not work as advertised – Got a fat face? Well, you could go on a diet to try to slim that sucker up, or, if you're lazy, crazy and Japanese, you could get the Japanese Face Slimmer. Essentially, it's a mask you wear that smushes your face with the goal of slimming it up.
• Gallery: A Second Serving Of Classic, Reimagined Game Covers – The kids at Something Awful took matters into their own hands to design classic game covers
• Pizza Pro 3000: Finally, A Manlier Pizza Cutter – Geekologie – The Pizza Pro 3000 by Fred is a pizza cutter designed to look like a circular saw.
• Bacon Stupidity – for the entire month of February, 2009, Michael J. Nelson will eat nothing but bacon. Nothing, my friends, but bacon.
• The Official Star Wars Blog » One Death Star for $15 Septillion?! – Add it all up, and we have a figure of exactly:
  $15,602,022,489,829,821,422,840,226 and 94 cents.
• The 13 Most Misery-Inducing Action Figures from the Star Wars Prequels – The year was 1999. Nerds everywhere were convinced that Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace would bring meaning to their otherwise worthless lives. So great was the anticipation that fanboys considered buying stock in Hasbro to profit from the billions the company would surely make once toys from the flick were released.