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The Lost Sheep Song
Mar 20th
We don’t call us ‘commandsheep’ for nothing.
Guess where that name comes from, I dare you.
While you’re guessing, have a song about a lost sheep.
Utterly, utterly sad.
WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE FIND THIS LITTLE SHEEP’S MUM? OH DEAR GOD!
It’s time for some Shatner.
Mar 20th
Another Friday evening wasted.
Meh. Where did my life go? Ah, down the toilet. Now I remember.
The only thing that can turn this evening around is a decent Shatner song. And by decent I mean not utterly terrible.
The only decent cover version that William Shatner ever did without sounding like rape and murder to my bleeding ears was Common People by Pulp.
Debatable, I know.
But as long as no one ever posts any comments and argues with me or Jon, I will continue my reign of terror on this blog.
Yes, I am desperately fishing here. That’s what cheap cider will do to a man.
No more blah, blah, blah!
Friday Classic: Mary Poppins Recut
Jan 30th
Last week I totally forgot about the Friday Classic. I was busy, you know. With the booze work.
But seeing that it is Friday yet again, and because I don’t want to post too many Mark “Musical Genius” Gormley videos, I post old crap from many, many years ago.
It’s probably so old that you’ll have conveniently forgotten that you have seen this back in 2006. You might even think that it’s pretty awesome. And then you’ll tell all your friends about it, and about this great site where you found it and … oh well, it’s never gonna happen.
This Friday Classic is a recut trailer for Mary Poppins, that lovely old nanny from the ancient times when Disney still made movies with real people in it.
In this trailer Mary Poppins is not the child loving fun nanny we’ve come to know. But you know that, because this clip is ancient.
In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun, and – SNAP – the job’s a game!
Friday Classic: El grande espectaculo de PAC-MAN
Jan 16th
Every Friday we’ll be posting some classic stuff from our great German sister site with no readers. Because a) it’s Friday and b) we’re lazy and c) we don’t have any readers on this site either. So who cares?
This is a commercial for some game stuff, Gametap. No clue whatsoever what that is and I’m not going to google it either. You could though – and tell me off in the comments for not knowing. You know, because we value your opinion and we would love to know what you think of our site and/or products! REALLY!1!!
The commercial shows the eternal struggle of Señor Pac-Man and his fight against those pesky little ghosts Blinky, Inky, Pinky and Clyde. In Mexican puppet theatre style. Nice!
For me, Pac-Man was one the only highlights of my holiday in Spain (muy encantado) with my parents when I was little. I was about 8 or something and instead of going down to the beach (like all the normal kids in my age) I decided that my time and my parents money was much better spent in the arcade.
Wocka Wocka:
