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A website frozen in carbonite?
Dec 8th
No. Just two lazy guys who forgot they had a blog until the hosting bill arrived.
There will more more frequent updates now, I guess. I won’t promise, though. At least there won’t be a big gap of several months between posts. However, noone was coming here anyway, just a couple of friendly spambots trying to sell me enhancements for various purposes.
So if you are reading this, you are probably here by mistake. This is not the blog you’re looking for. I’m pretty, pretty sure. Feel free to stick around if you feel like you could do with yet another unprofessional geek blog that starts out weak, stays weak, updates infrequently, has a terrible layout, features old news with spelling mistakes that a five year old would be ashamed of, and is generally behind the times.
The Lost Sheep Song
Mar 20th
We don’t call us ‘commandsheep’ for nothing.
Guess where that name comes from, I dare you.
While you’re guessing, have a song about a lost sheep.
Utterly, utterly sad.
WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE FIND THIS LITTLE SHEEP’S MUM? OH DEAR GOD!
Commandsheep goes Comic Con
Feb 5th
One half of the dynamic duo that makes your life worth living with great and witty posts, geeky news and star wars nerdism (yes, I am talking about this blog) is going to the New York Comic Con this weekend. Yay.
Just imagine: Amongst you, the ordinary visitor, will be one of the superstars of the internet! Taking pictures! Having a snack! Collecting crap in a plastic bag! Standing in lines for autographs! Sweating! Pure awesomeness, I tell you!
Someone will be there, taking pictures and looking at geek girls in sexy costumes. On the other hand, that’s what a million other people are doing, too. Except me. I will spent my weekend all by myself, writing some sort of big essay that has, so far, eaten 4 years out of my internet loser life.
So there are probably going to be pictures on this very blog at some point. Probably. And some sort of report.
Citizen journalism at its finest. Need I say more?
Update the site ASSCLOWN!
Feb 5th
Oh it looks like there were no updates since last Friday.
Almost a whole week without any cool news, gadget stuff, stupid images or viral videos. What happened?
Lazyness. And stuff. Real life. Meh.
So there is, of course, no excuse for this miserable posting behaviour. Especially since there are at least two random people visiting this site. Every day. Oh yes, we are slowly building a strong random readership sent out there. BTW, if you are a real person, leave a comment, will you?
How about some old news? As many of you know, Super Bowl is like really important and stuff. And it happened again last Sunday. Apparently the whole world was watching, except me.
The best thing about this testosterone driven sports event is, of course, the commercial breaks. They give the audience some time to reflect upon what they just saw (yeah, right), go for a much needed wee, make manly grunting noises and get a couple of more beers from the fridge. Like many things, Super Bowl is just another cheap excuse to get drunk during the middle of the day.
The commercials are always a big hullabaloo for anxious ad executives that want to high-five themselves for coming up with the bestest idea for the ads.
Here’s a couple that made me laugh. In no particular order. I know that this is old cheese for most of you – but do I look like I care? Didn’t think so. Maybe just one more thing: MacGruber should be made into a TV series. Seriously. This could easily be the new LOST or HEROES. Trust me, I watch TV and know this.
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Hello world!
Jan 9th
If you’re reading this, you’re either a brainless spambot trying to post a comment…. or a really, really sad person with no life looking for stuff that isn’t here yet. Or my mum.
