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Engine Sentai Go-Onger: Possibly the best TV show in the world. Ever.

This TV show comes from Japan.
Japan, mysterious and magical land of Nintendo, Godzilla, Mazinger, School Rumble, and fish-flavoured ice-cream – amongst other things that have improved all our lives beyond measure.
The show is called Engine Sentai Go-Onger which roughly translates to Engine Squadron Go-Onger. At least that’s what Wikipedia has to say about the show. [...]

Christian Bale vs. Bill O’Reilly

Oh I see, the internet is still not done with Batman Christian Bale.
Here he is battling it out with Bill O’Reilly.
And that’s that.
I’m done.
I want you off the fucking set you prick!

Christian Bale is a lovely person

You probably have already heard (again, we’re number one for old news!) that Batman actor Christian Bale went bonkers on the set of Terminator 4 and threw a tantrum.
Not because Batman he suddenly realised that the Terminator franchise has been squeezed to death by the previous movie and the horrible TV series (except that [...]

The Benefits of Laser Eye Surgery

If Laser Eye Surgery went like this, I’d sign up straight away.
I have always dreamt of having eyes that could shoot lasers, or at least own a jet-pack like Boba Fett. I imagined how cool I would look. This was before I got beaten up in middle school for wearing a Star Wars is [...]

Fanboys Clip – Burn the Ewok! Burn it!

Who knows if Fanboys, the movie about a bunch of Star Wars fans breaking into the Skywalker Ranch to watch Episode 1, is going to be a success or a miserable failure. I don’t know. I hope it won’t suck when it comes out (Feb 6th).
If I have to judge by this clip though, [...]

The Germans have taken over the Death Star!

Did you know that the Empire is having one PR disaster after another?
Blowing up planets and stuff with a moon-sized superweapon doesn’t exactly make you popular.
The general perception amongst senators is that its run inefficiently by a bunch of self-centered Sith Lords with no clear vision.
This is why the general management decided to [...]

Patience you’ll need young Jedi when building Star Wars papercraft

OK. I wouldn’t make a good Jedi. That whole patience thing just doesn’t fly with me. So I can understand that Anakin guy – from a certain point of view.
A Jedi needs patience.
Patience.
But for what?
As it turns out it’s not for fighting the Sith or solving interplanetary conflicts but for building awesome Star [...]

This is madness! Get in the back of the van!

This is madness! That was the first thing that came to mind when I first saw this video a couple of months ago. Which demented brain came up with this crazyness?
Back off right there! My first impression, as usual, failed me. Just like that one time when I bought all that useless Jar Jar Binks [...]

The Empire needs your help: Support Our Troops

You know, these are dark times for the empire. The deathstar blown up, no emperor and the former Dark Lord of the Sith Darth Vader being some sort of esoteric blue spirit resembling the powerpill infected ghosts from Pac Man, the empire is only a shadow of its former glorious self.
But you can do your [...]

It’s Bacon Time

Oh hey, look! A bacon watch!
For only 25$ you too can be the proud owner of a fashionable bacon watch reminding you that it’s always a good time to eat bacon and clog those arteries. Clog them hard!
Bacon! Bacon!! BACON!!!

via the rather awesome Snackosaurus Rex

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