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The Emperor will be pleased: Stormtroopers get new helmets

Everybody knows that even highly skilled stormtroopers have problems hitting their target with their helmets on. It must be a nightmare to go into battle with the knowledge that even if you empty your blaster rifle at close range there is a good chance that you didn’t hit the target even once. For the average stormtrooper this makes for a quite frustrating experience. If they manage to survive the battle.

In any case, this new model takes a different approach. Instead of fitting the helmet with the usual gadgets like automatic polarizing and anti-flash blinding lenses, MFTAS, a comlink and other nonsense that didn’t work half the time, the Empire went for a complete redesign. So now if they can’t shoot their enemies, then maybe this new helmet will at least distract them long enough for the troopers to throw a couple of thermal detonators their way.

[via Dressed Like Machines]

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AT-AT Ice Cream Truck Shirt


This design reflects one of the many failed attempts by the Galactic Empire to compensate for blowing up planets by handing out free ice cream.

UK T-Shirt designer CHUNK commemorates this event with a T-Shirt that is available in a galaxy far, far way and from the official Star Wars Shop.

Click Here to see Star Wars Clothing & Accessories at StarWarsShop.com.

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And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!

Especially if you don’t wash it…

Its the Tauntaun Sleeping Bag!

Please note the “guts pattern” lining.

Almost makes me want to have kids.

Almost.

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The Empire needs your help: Support Our Troops

You know, these are dark times for the empire. The deathstar blown up, no emperor and the former Dark Lord of the Sith Darth Vader being some sort of esoteric blue spirit resembling the powerpill infected ghosts from Pac Man, the empire is only a shadow of its former glorious self.

But you can do your bit. Show your support for the struggling troops in a galaxy far, far away with this awesome messenger bag.

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via Fashionably Geek

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