commandsheep [dot com] » geekwear http://www.commandsheep.com not the blog you're looking for Tue, 25 Oct 2011 18:12:30 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 The Emperor will be pleased: Stormtroopers get new helmets http://www.commandsheep.com/the-emperor-will-be-pleased-stormtroopers-get-new-helmets/ http://www.commandsheep.com/the-emperor-will-be-pleased-stormtroopers-get-new-helmets/#comments Mon, 13 Sep 2010 17:24:37 +0000 chris http://www.commandsheep.com/?p=548 Everybody knows that even highly skilled stormtroopers have problems hitting their target with their helmets on. It must be a nightmare to go into battle with the knowledge that even if you empty your blaster rifle at close range there is a good chance that you didn’t hit the target even once. For the average stormtrooper this makes for a quite frustrating experience. If they manage to survive the battle.

In any case, this new model takes a different approach. Instead of fitting the helmet with the usual gadgets like automatic polarizing and anti-flash blinding lenses, MFTAS, a comlink and other nonsense that didn’t work half the time, the Empire went for a complete redesign. So now if they can’t shoot their enemies, then maybe this new helmet will at least distract them long enough for the troopers to throw a couple of thermal detonators their way.

[via Dressed Like Machines]

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This design reflects one of the many failed attempts by the Galactic Empire to compensate for blowing up planets by handing out free ice cream.

UK T-Shirt designer CHUNK commemorates this event with a T-Shirt that is available in a galaxy far, far way and from the official Star Wars Shop.

Click Here to see Star Wars Clothing & Accessories at StarWarsShop.com.

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Its the Tauntaun Sleeping Bag!

Please note the “guts pattern” lining.

Almost makes me want to have kids.

Almost.

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]]> http://www.commandsheep.com/and-i-thought-they-smelled-bad-on-the-outside/feed/ 2 The Empire needs your help: Support Our Troops http://www.commandsheep.com/the-empire-needs-your-help-support-our-troops/ http://www.commandsheep.com/the-empire-needs-your-help-support-our-troops/#comments Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:07:07 +0000 chris http://www.commandsheep.com/?p=171 You know, these are dark times for the empire. The deathstar blown up, no emperor and the former Dark Lord of the Sith Darth Vader being some sort of esoteric blue spirit resembling the powerpill infected ghosts from Pac Man, the empire is only a shadow of its former glorious self.

But you can do your bit. Show your support for the struggling troops in a galaxy far, far away with this awesome messenger bag.

supportourtroops
via Fashionably Geek

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