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George Lucas Strikes Back

chris — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 10:10:16 +0000

Somewhere in space, this may all be happening right now
[via the awesome TIFR]

Blanka has a new job

chris — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 10:05:59 +0000

Did you ever wonder what all those Street Fighter characters did after appearing in a popular in a video game franchise?
No? Well… here’s Blanka, who is not best known for being polite and mild-mannered, working as a meter maid. At least he takes his job seriously.

STARPRISE ENTERSHIP

chris — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 19:51:16 +0000

Cake: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starprise Entership. Wait, what? No it ain’t!

I love cake. I love geek cakes. And I love geek fail cakes.

~~The voices in my head~~ Bothan spies tell me that what a first looks like a brilliant cake wreck is in reality a cleverly orchestrated prank on a Star Trek nerd. Imagine his face, waiting all happy for his birthday cake and then this blasphemous piece of dough, jam and icing makes its way onto the table …

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
Nerd rage – it’s not pretty.

[via failblog]

The crew of the Enterprise is torn apart by Facebook

chris — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 22:06:37 +0000

Yeah, even the Star Trek crew posts embarassing videos and pictures on facebook and Starfleet is laughing at them.
That Enterprise is like one big frat party in space.

Good Night Sweet Prince

chris — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 18:50:25 +0000

[via Retro Star Wars]

After Star Wars: R2-D2

chris — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 15:34:09 +0000

This sad image shows us what has happened to the beloved little astromech droid after the Star Wars movies. Sad to see such a promising career end this way. Looks like it was cheaper for Industrial Automaton to reconfigure him into a kitchen utensil. At least he’s good for squeezing lemons.

[via reeceward]

Princess Leia vs. Ace Ventura

chris — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 09:52:32 +0000

There is no escape from the shenanigans of Ace Ventura but Princess Leia and Wicket have a plan. Because Endor has already suffered enough.

via LOL Factory

Star Wars Farts

chris — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 09:18:43 +0000

Is this a case of Midichlorians gone bad or do they just serve a lot of beans and cabbage in a galaxy far, far away? You decide!

JEDI JACKASS

chris — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:21:20 +0000

Now here’s a a fine specimen of what the young people these days call a “mashup”.

Take two sources that have nothing to do with each other and mix them in a video blender and out comes something new.

That’s how I would explain it. For a better definition you should look up the word in ye olde wikipedia in your local public library (if you still have one). Or “google it”, whatever that means. All this internet mumbo-jumbo is making my head dizzy. It also could be the fumes from the cans of paint in the garage I’m sitting in as I can’t afford a decent office. The life of a freelancer, what a joy! Thank you, world economy, for making my life even more miserable than I could possibly imagine.

But I digress.

This video features well known Star Wars characters doing crazy things that you would normally see on the MTV show Jackass (also available on DVD, you know.) That’s why it’s called Jedi Jackass and it works suprisingly well. I can imagine that this is what the people in the Star Wars universe are up to when there’s nothing to watch on holonet, or all the womp rats have been shot but there’s still time to waste.

Can these reviews from well-renowned papers lie?

“A new low”
-Bespin Star

“A plunge into depravity”
-Mos Eisley News

No, they can’t. So you know it’s good. Because it’s bad. And this Star Wars/Jackass mashup is tantalisingly awesome. Really.

Real Life 8Bit Waterslide Ride

chris — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 15:18:30 +0000

Yes, you read that right.

An 8Bit waterslide ride in real life.

Of course, this fantastic video was yet again done by people with much more talent, creativity and attention for detail than me, but that won’t surprise any of you (mum, dad – thanks for stopping by).

The video is an entry in a competition from Barclaycard, a credit card company that probably won’t exist in 12 months. Unlike this video. It will stay with you forever – just like that weird rash that you caught on your holiday in Mexico.