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STARPRISE ENTERSHIP

chris — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 19:51:16 +0000

Cake: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starprise Entership. Wait, what? No it ain’t!

I love cake. I love geek cakes. And I love geek fail cakes.

~~The voices in my head~~ Bothan spies tell me that what a first looks like a brilliant cake wreck is in reality a cleverly orchestrated prank on a Star Trek nerd. Imagine his face, waiting all happy for his birthday cake and then this blasphemous piece of dough, jam and icing makes its way onto the table …

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
Nerd rage – it’s not pretty.

[via failblog]

Superhero Awesome Cake Cake

chris — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 21:07:42 +0000

This superhero cake cake is so awesome awesome I have to say it twice twice, like a geeky cockney.
[via Jeff is a geek]

WTF Luke, stay off the cake!

chris — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 20:53:59 +0000

via LOL Factory tumblr

Wampa Cake

chris — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 13:32:31 +0000

If you’re like me then you’ve always wondered what all those creatures from the Star Wars movies would taste like. Oh, you’re still reading? Ah. Well. Bantha steak seems to be a pretty standard dish in the Star Wars universe so it’s obviously totally normal and not weird at all to think about these things.

Anyways, here’s a great cake that probably does not taste like a real Wampa – because then it would be an ice-cream cake.

[via Nerdalicious, alicia policia, Super Punch]

The Empire Strikes Back Cuteness Cards

chris — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 14:22:39 +0000

The other day I saw these rather cute Chewbacca the Pooh cartoons over at Robot’s PJs and I almost got a diabetic shock, that’s how sweet it was. Now I have an extra insulin-pack with me and can look at these Empire Strikes Back cuteness cards from Katie Cook without health risk.

[via geekpr0n]

The Emperor will be pleased: Stormtroopers get new helmets

chris — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 17:24:37 +0000

Everybody knows that even highly skilled stormtroopers have problems hitting their target with their helmets on. It must be a nightmare to go into battle with the knowledge that even if you empty your blaster rifle at close range there is a good chance that you didn’t hit the target even once. For the average stormtrooper this makes for a quite frustrating experience. If they manage to survive the battle.

In any case, this new model takes a different approach. Instead of fitting the helmet with the usual gadgets like automatic polarizing and anti-flash blinding lenses, MFTAS, a comlink and other nonsense that didn’t work half the time, the Empire went for a complete redesign. So now if they can’t shoot their enemies, then maybe this new helmet will at least distract them long enough for the troopers to throw a couple of thermal detonators their way.

[via Dressed Like Machines]

Street Fighter: Ryu 3D Pavement Art

chris — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 17:01:54 +0000

Wow, this is pretty cool! Sad thing this brilliant piece of pavement art will be washed away when the ~~apocalypse~~ rain starts.

[via CptMunta on Deviant Art]

Reboot the universe: Cartoon Star Wars Dresses Invading!

chris — Sun, 12 Sep 2010 18:14:18 +0000

I demand an immediate reboot of our existing universe so that Geoge Lucas has to remake Star Wars as a cartoon movie that has dresses starring instead of real people. Maybe he could also add some singing, like in a musical. He would probably call it something like dressical. The movie would totally tank at the box office and there would be no sequels. BUT! There would also be no prequels! And my wounded, tormented soul would finally come to peace.

[via The Gorgonist's Etsy Shop]

Dawn of Tatooine

chris — Sat, 11 Sep 2010 18:23:34 +0000

[via OMG Posters!]

Zombie Spock

chris — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 20:53:24 +0000

Live Long and… BRAINS!!!!

[via laughingsquid]