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Christian Bale is a lovely person

chris — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 16:07:16 +0000

You probably have already heard (again, we’re number one for old news!) that ~~Batman~~ actor Christian Bale went bonkers on the set of Terminator 4 and threw a tantrum.

Not because ~~Batman~~ he suddenly realised that the Terminator franchise has been squeezed to death by the previous movie and the horrible TV series (except that strangely hot Summer Glau Terminatrix chick), oh noes, something much more sinister happened: The director of photography walked on the set and was distracting ~~Batman~~ Christian Bale. ~~Batman~~ Poor guy couldn’t concentrate on the scene (probably something really important like pressing a button in front of a bluescreen) and had no other choice than to voice his anger. Also, I hear he had an upset tummy from eating too many bean burritos from the lunch van.

Now with stuff like that happening in the times we live in, sooner or later it goes viral on that internet thing the kids use. And then it gets mashed, remixed and put on youtube for the rest of us.

Final proof that threats, swearing and danceable beats mix so well together:

What the fuck is it with you?

You can get a free mp3 of the song here.

Fuck Off Bush!

jon — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 02:15:53 +0000

Having lived in the US for nearly 5 years now I am ashamed to confess to an absolute disinterest in American politics. Of course its hard not to appreciate the irony of seeing a country teetering on the verge of bankruptcy blow $150 million on the inaugural bash of its new President (or a Fuckyouverymuch to the old one depending on how you look at it). But when you’ve already spent several times that on getting yourself elected – I guess a few million here and there are little more than crumbs off the table.

Anyway – it was hard to not to resist a chuckle (translation: I laughed so hard I almost shit my pants) at the sight of Dick “Master of Evil” Cheney arriving at the proceedings in a wheelchair. The reason? Apparently Dick threw his back out as he was carrying his bags out of the VPs official residence. I guess he underestimated the weight of all that silverware…

Dick Cheney arrives at the Presidential Inauguration in Washington DC

Its a fitting end perhaps to 8 years of misrule and a jabbering dupe of a President who made Forrest Gump look like Tony Robbins. All that’s missing from this picture is the white cat on Cheney’s lap and Bush slipping on a banana peel.