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SHATNER
STARPRISE ENTERSHIP
Mar 22nd
Cake: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starprise Entership. Wait, what? No it ain’t!
I love cake. I love geek cakes. And I love geek fail cakes.
The voices in my head Bothan spies tell me that what a first looks like a brilliant cake wreck is in reality a cleverly orchestrated prank on a Star Trek nerd. Imagine his face, waiting all happy for his birthday cake and then this blasphemous piece of dough, jam and icing makes its way onto the table …
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
Nerd rage – it’s not pretty.
[via failblog]
The crew of the Enterprise is torn apart by Facebook
Mar 10th
Yeah, even the Star Trek crew posts embarassing videos and pictures on facebook and Starfleet is laughing at them.
That Enterprise is like one big frat party in space.
It’s time for some Shatner.
Mar 20th
Another Friday evening wasted.
Meh. Where did my life go? Ah, down the toilet. Now I remember.
The only thing that can turn this evening around is a decent Shatner song. And by decent I mean not utterly terrible.
The only decent cover version that William Shatner ever did without sounding like rape and murder to my bleeding ears was Common People by Pulp.
Debatable, I know.
But as long as no one ever posts any comments and argues with me or Jon, I will continue my reign of terror on this blog.
Yes, I am desperately fishing here. That’s what cheap cider will do to a man.
No more blah, blah, blah!

