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The Empire needs your help: Support Our Troops

You know, these are dark times for the empire. The deathstar blown up, no emperor and the former Dark Lord of the Sith Darth Vader being some sort of esoteric blue spirit resembling the powerpill infected ghosts from Pac Man, the empire is only a shadow of its former glorious self.
But you can do your [...]

Ackbar! The Star Wars Talk Show

It had to happen.
Even in a galaxy far, far away TV isn’t much better than here on Earth and trashy talk shows can be found on every holo-channel.
As if further proof was needed, the Skywalkers are shown as the moisture farming trash family that they really are.

via College Humor

Obama vs Darth Vader

I once had a dream where I was having the coolest lightsaber battle ever with none other than the Dark Lord Darth Vader himself – and I was winning!
I am no Sith myself and have fairly decent manners, so I decided to let Vader live and he ran away like a little girl. I [...]

The Definition of Awesome In Its Purest Form

Awesome. A word that is uttered by teenagers everywhere in the Engleesh speaking parts of the world to describe almost everything – from their latest adventures in drug taking to kicking the crap out of the substitue teacher for giving homework. Basically it just means something along the lines of very good indeed.
I am not” [...]

The most important question in the universe is finally answered

The most important question in the universe being if a lightsaber can cut through Superman, of course.
What did you expect?

via The Internet is terrible

Never ask Han Solo to help with the decorating

There’s no such thing as too much Star Wars content on this blog. There just isn’t. Above image by Tribs from the b3ta community. He did it, and he is awesome for it.

Someone who hasn’t seen Star Wars retelling the story

I didn’t want to believe it either. People that have not seen Star Wars? Apparently they do exist. They know of Star Wars but haven’t seen it. Kinda like I know of Shakespeare’s Othello guy but actually have no clue what went down. Or up. Or whatever.
In any case, the person in this video has [...]

Star Wars Theme with Japanese Lyrics

The only legitimate way to improve on the original Star Wars trilogy is to have a guy singing along to the music giving us some sort of running commentary to what’s happening on the screen. In Japanese.
I think this would work so much better than what George Lucas threw at us with the Special [...]

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