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Christian Bale vs. Bill O’Reilly
Feb 5th
Oh I see, the internet is still not done with Batman Christian Bale.
Here he is battling it out with Bill O’Reilly.
And that’s that.
I’m done.
I want you off the fucking set you prick!
Christian Bale is a lovely person
Feb 5th
You probably have already heard (again, we’re number one for old news!) that Batman actor Christian Bale went bonkers on the set of Terminator 4 and threw a tantrum.
Not because Batman he suddenly realised that the Terminator franchise has been squeezed to death by the previous movie and the horrible TV series (except that strangely hot Summer Glau Terminatrix chick), oh noes, something much more sinister happened: The director of photography walked on the set and was distracting Batman Christian Bale. Batman Poor guy couldn’t concentrate on the scene (probably something really important like pressing a button in front of a bluescreen) and had no other choice than to voice his anger. Also, I hear he had an upset tummy from eating too many bean burritos from the lunch van.
Now with stuff like that happening in the times we live in, sooner or later it goes viral on that internet thing the kids use. And then it gets mashed, remixed and put on youtube for the rest of us.
Final proof that threats, swearing and danceable beats mix so well together:
What the fuck is it with you?
You can get a free mp3 of the song here.
Update the site ASSCLOWN!
Feb 5th
Oh it looks like there were no updates since last Friday.
Almost a whole week without any cool news, gadget stuff, stupid images or viral videos. What happened?
Lazyness. And stuff. Real life. Meh.
So there is, of course, no excuse for this miserable posting behaviour. Especially since there are at least two random people visiting this site. Every day. Oh yes, we are slowly building a strong random readership sent out there. BTW, if you are a real person, leave a comment, will you?
How about some old news? As many of you know, Super Bowl is like really important and stuff. And it happened again last Sunday. Apparently the whole world was watching, except me.
The best thing about this testosterone driven sports event is, of course, the commercial breaks. They give the audience some time to reflect upon what they just saw (yeah, right), go for a much needed wee, make manly grunting noises and get a couple of more beers from the fridge. Like many things, Super Bowl is just another cheap excuse to get drunk during the middle of the day.
The commercials are always a big hullabaloo for anxious ad executives that want to high-five themselves for coming up with the bestest idea for the ads.
Here’s a couple that made me laugh. In no particular order. I know that this is old cheese for most of you – but do I look like I care? Didn’t think so. Maybe just one more thing: MacGruber should be made into a TV series. Seriously. This could easily be the new LOST or HEROES. Trust me, I watch TV and know this.
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Friday Classic: Mary Poppins Recut
Jan 30th
Last week I totally forgot about the Friday Classic. I was busy, you know. With the booze work.
But seeing that it is Friday yet again, and because I don’t want to post too many Mark “Musical Genius” Gormley videos, I post old crap from many, many years ago.
It’s probably so old that you’ll have conveniently forgotten that you have seen this back in 2006. You might even think that it’s pretty awesome. And then you’ll tell all your friends about it, and about this great site where you found it and … oh well, it’s never gonna happen.
This Friday Classic is a recut trailer for Mary Poppins, that lovely old nanny from the ancient times when Disney still made movies with real people in it.
In this trailer Mary Poppins is not the child loving fun nanny we’ve come to know. But you know that, because this clip is ancient.
In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun, and – SNAP – the job’s a game!
Mark Gormley is my new hero. You heard me.
Jan 29th
Now, many of you young and hip internet people (yes, you with your shiny MacBook and your tall, nonfat decaf latte, wearing a black turtleneck sweater) out there have probably already seen the videos of one Mark Gormley. The thing is, those young and hip internet people don’t come here much. They only visit this site to show others how things on the web should not look.
So for all the other people out there that do visit this site, my fellow internet losers, let me explain what Mark Gormley is all about.
I first saw his masterpiece Without You about 2 weeks ago, laughed about it but found myself playing it over and over again. Seriously.
Mark looks a bit like your average science teacher. Or if you prefer, your average normal white guy, age 45plus with a moustache. He seems not to care too much about his appearance and ist just doing his thing. More or less, he appears to have given up on any sorts of prospects for the foreseeable future and is recording his songs and putting them out there for all of us to see as a hobby to disctract from a boring life. At least that is my interpretation of him. Or in short, he’s a bit like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, but with a musical talent.
The videos themselves have little production value, mostly greenscreen with some cheapo effects and miserable CGI pulled from the archive of an old Amiga 500. Now, of course, this is just my interpretation and has by no means any validity. Like anything I say, really.
So that you know what I am talking about, let’s have a look at Without You. This is my favourite Mark Gormley song so far.
Now that you have seen that, what do you think? Is he a menacing predator or a nice guy?
Actually, he is a nice guy. After his videos on Youtube took off, unlike many other internet “stars” that go viral, Mark Gormley stays down to Earth (although he goes into space in many of his videos) and comes across as a rather nice guy. See here:
Godspeed, Mr Mark Gormley!
Fanboys Clip – Burn the Ewok! Burn it!
Jan 27th
Who knows if Fanboys, the movie about a bunch of Star Wars fans breaking into the Skywalker Ranch to watch Episode 1, is going to be a success or a miserable failure. I don’t know. I hope it won’t suck when it comes out (Feb 6th).
If I have to judge by this clip though, it’s a winner.
Not only am I one of the many, many Star Wars fans out there who detest the Ewoks, I also agree with anyone in this clip who wants the Ewok to burn. Set it on fire! Now! Go ahead!
The Ewoks were to the original Return of the Jedi what the stupid muppets musical interlude in Jabba’s Palace was for the Special Edition. The nail in the coffin. One of many nails, in fact. But I won’t get bitter here and rant about it. Instead, I will share this great clip with you. And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire, the ring of fire…
Fire, fire, fire! Heh,heh,heh:
via Topless Robot
Swearing Weathermen Video
Jan 25th
Weathermen on TV come across as these friendly guys that are always looking out for the audience out there. If it’s too hot, they will tell us to wear sunscreen, drink plenty of water and to stay in the shade. And if it’s too cold, they will warn us about snow blizzards, icy roads and tell us not to forget gloves and a scarf when leaving the house. Plus, they always appear so happy and cheerful. Even at 5.30 in the morning.
But my theory is that it is all just for show. As long as the cameras are rolling everything is fine but as soon as the lights go out they hit the booze and start drowning kittens. Little fluffy kittens. That’s how evil they really are. Weathermen are among the most bitter and hateful people on this planet.
That is because TV weatherman is about the worst job you can have in the TV industry. Remember that movie Weatherman with Nicholas Cage? No, of course you don’t. It was about a weatherman!!! Here’s a cool quote from the movie though which pretty much sumps it all up and saves me a lot of explaining:
I remember once imagining what my life would be like, what I’d be like. I pictured having all these qualities, strong positive qualities that people could pick up on from across the room. But as time passed, few ever became any qualities that I actually had. And all the possibilities I faced and the sorts of people I could be, all of them got reduced every year to fewer and fewer. Until finally they got reduced to one, to who I am. And that’s who I am, the weather man.
The following video is a nice selection of outtakes and shows that behind the friendly, smiling face on TV lures a menacing murderer – if we’re lucky.
via yesbutnobutyes
The Germans have taken over the Death Star!
Jan 23rd
Did you know that the Empire is having one PR disaster after another?
Blowing up planets and stuff with a moon-sized superweapon doesn’t exactly make you popular.
The general perception amongst senators is that its run inefficiently by a bunch of self-centered Sith Lords with no clear vision.
This is why the general management decided to hire some experts in efficiency and leadership to fix this situation – cue the Swiss Germans.
This secret video taken from an even more secret meeting about new ways in advertising (probably to avert the next PR disaster) shows just how ruthlessly efficient these Germans can be.
That’s no moon:
Black Dynamite Trailer
Jan 23rd
Good news for all the blaxploitation fans out there pimping it like it’s the 70s: Black Dynamite, sort of a parody on Shaft or something like that is coming to the big screen. And the trailer is looking good.
I’m not a big fan of blaxploitation myself, mainly because I don’t really watch movies from the olden days (pre 80s) except for maybe Star Wars, Jaws and some others. I did get a kick out of I’m Gonna Git You Sucka, a blacksploitation parody from thelate 80s directed by one of the Wayans brothers who also starred in the movie. I watched it because I like the song by Boogie Down Productions. But do you care about that? No, of course not! What happened 20 years ago in my life doesn’t even interest me.
This is the red band trailer and people say that means there’s swearing and nudity and all sorts of stuff that might label it as NSFW. So if you are at work, relaxing with some hard liquor, just wait until the boss goes home and then watch it. It will look like you’re working overtime instead of looking for porn on your colleagues computer. You know the drill.
He’s supercool and he knows kung fu:
via Videogum
Crazy Cadbury Commercial – Eyebrow Dance
Jan 23rd
Cadbury’s make chocolate.
And chocolate is awesome.
Cadbury’s also make some crazy viral videos. You might remember the Cadbury Gorilla or the video with the airport trucks.
Well, do ya punk?
So this here is the latest video those Dairy Milk addicted advertising suits came up with.
For a lack of a better word: WTF?!
via Illegal Advertising
