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The Germans have taken over the Death Star!
Jan 23rd
Did you know that the Empire is having one PR disaster after another?
Blowing up planets and stuff with a moon-sized superweapon doesn’t exactly make you popular.
The general perception amongst senators is that its run inefficiently by a bunch of self-centered Sith Lords with no clear vision.
This is why the general management decided to hire some experts in efficiency and leadership to fix this situation – cue the Swiss Germans.
This secret video taken from an even more secret meeting about new ways in advertising (probably to avert the next PR disaster) shows just how ruthlessly efficient these Germans can be.
That’s no moon:
Crazy Cadbury Commercial – Eyebrow Dance
Jan 23rd
Cadbury’s make chocolate.
And chocolate is awesome.
Cadbury’s also make some crazy viral videos. You might remember the Cadbury Gorilla or the video with the airport trucks.
Well, do ya punk?
So this here is the latest video those Dairy Milk addicted advertising suits came up with.
For a lack of a better word: WTF?!
via Illegal Advertising
Something to do at the weekend: DIY catapult
Jan 21st
I am not good at DIY. In fact, I suck at it. Hammer and nails and me just don’t get along. Also, I am left-handed. At least I always use that as an excuse if something need to be done around the house micro-flat I live in.
However, I hear that you can actually do some cool stuff with DIY, even if you’re just half-able. Like building a doghouse. Or a tree house. Or maybe even a giant sized catapult the Romans would be proud of. If that’s what tickles your fancy.
As soon as someone figures out how to built a DIY Deathstar I’ll get my tools.
via Geeks are sexy
Fuck Off Bush!
Jan 20th
Having lived in the US for nearly 5 years now I am ashamed to confess to an absolute disinterest in American politics. Of course its hard not to appreciate the irony of seeing a country teetering on the verge of bankruptcy blow $150 million on the inaugural bash of its new President (or a Fuckyouverymuch to the old one depending on how you look at it). But when you’ve already spent several times that on getting yourself elected – I guess a few million here and there are little more than crumbs off the table.
Anyway – it was hard to not to resist a chuckle (translation: I laughed so hard I almost shit my pants) at the sight of Dick “Master of Evil” Cheney arriving at the proceedings in a wheelchair. The reason? Apparently Dick threw his back out as he was carrying his bags out of the VPs official residence. I guess he underestimated the weight of all that silverware…
Dick Cheney arrives at the Presidential Inauguration in Washington DC
Its a fitting end perhaps to 8 years of misrule and a jabbering dupe of a President who made Forrest Gump look like Tony Robbins. All that’s missing from this picture is the white cat on Cheney’s lap and Bush slipping on a banana peel.
The most important question in the universe is finally answered
Jan 19th
The most important question in the universe being if a lightsaber can cut through Superman, of course.
What did you expect?
