Fuck Off Bush!

Having lived in the US for nearly 5 years now I am ashamed to confess to an absolute disinterest in American politics. Of course its hard not to appreciate the irony of seeing a country teetering on the verge of bankruptcy blow $150 million on the inaugural bash of its new President (or a Fuckyouverymuch to the old one depending on how you look at it). But when you’ve already spent several times that on getting yourself elected – I guess a few million here and there are little more than crumbs off the table.

Anyway – it was hard to not to resist a chuckle (translation: I laughed so hard I almost shit my pants) at the sight of Dick “Master of Evil” Cheney arriving at the proceedings in a wheelchair. The reason? Apparently Dick threw his back out as he was carrying his bags out of the VPs official residence. I guess he underestimated the weight of all that silverware…

Dick Cheney arrives at the Presidential Inauguration in Washington DC

Dick Cheney arrives at the Presidential Inauguration in Washington DC

Its a fitting end perhaps to 8 years of misrule and a jabbering dupe of a President who made Forrest Gump look like Tony Robbins. All that’s missing from this picture is the white cat on Cheney’s lap and Bush slipping on a banana peel.

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