Weathermen on TV come across as these friendly guys that are always looking out for the audience out there. If it’s too hot, they will tell us to wear sunscreen, drink plenty of water and to stay in the shade. And if it’s too cold, they will warn us about snow blizzards, icy roads and tell us not to forget gloves and a scarf when leaving the house. Plus, they always appear so happy and cheerful. Even at 5.30 in the morning.

But my theory is that it is all just for show. As long as the cameras are rolling everything is fine but as soon as the lights go out they hit the booze and start drowning kittens. Little fluffy kittens. That’s how evil they really are. Weathermen are among the most bitter and hateful people on this planet.

That is because TV weatherman is about the worst job you can have in the TV industry. Remember that movie Weatherman with Nicholas Cage? No, of course you don’t. It was about a weatherman!!! Here’s a cool quote from the movie though which pretty much sumps it all up and saves me a lot of explaining:

I remember once imagining what my life would be like, what I’d be like. I pictured having all these qualities, strong positive qualities that people could pick up on from across the room. But as time passed, few ever became any qualities that I actually had. And all the possibilities I faced and the sorts of people I could be, all of them got reduced every year to fewer and fewer. Until finally they got reduced to one, to who I am. And that’s who I am, the weather man.

The following video is a nice selection of outtakes and shows that behind the friendly, smiling face on TV lures a menacing murderer – if we’re lucky.


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