The Benefits of Laser Eye Surgery

If Laser Eye Surgery went like this, I’d sign up straight away.

I have always dreamt of having eyes that could shoot lasers, or at least own a jet-pack like Boba Fett. I imagined how cool I would look. This was before I got beaten up in middle school for wearing a Star Wars is Forever T-Shirt, of course.

Now I am haunted in my nightmares by a bunch of school bullies with rocket powered jet-packs hunting me down an alley. But then out of nowhere appears Falkor, the luckdragon from Neverending Story and saves me. We then have ice-cream.

I tell you, looking into my mind is not pretty.

If I had lasers shooting from my eyes my dreams would look very different. And I would probably not need a Death Star after all.

You may fire when ready:

This awesome picture was made by Happy Toast from the b3ta community. All credits go to him.