The Germans have taken over the Death Star!
Did you know that the Empire is having one PR disaster after another?
Blowing up planets and stuff with a moon-sized superweapon doesn’t exactly make you popular.
The general perception amongst senators is that its run inefficiently by a bunch of self-centered Sith Lords with no clear vision.
This is why the general management decided to hire some experts in efficiency and leadership to fix this situation – cue the Swiss Germans.
This secret video taken from an even more secret meeting about new ways in advertising (probably to avert the next PR disaster) shows just how ruthlessly efficient these Germans can be.
That’s no moon:
